2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship. Your blood-test results. Five tequila slammers.

3. You time your orgasm so that:
Your partner climaxes first. You both climax simultaneously. You don't miss ESPN Sportscenter.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
Healthy, creative love-play. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need to ever find out about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
The best part of the experience. The second best part of the experience. $100 extra.

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month, You tell her that it is:
Of no importance to your affectionate feelings for her. Not a problem, she can join your gym. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A myth An oxymoron A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:
Appetizer is to entree. Primer is to paint. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
"I hope we can still be friends." "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep." "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy. Is uptight and a waste of time. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.